its-arrested-development:

Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.

planyt:

Your shadow follows me all day

making sure that I’m okay

and we’re a million miles away

Karen O and Ezra Koenig x Beth Hoeckel

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

"Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one."

Latelycravingmore (via latelycravingmore)

lenny-leonard:

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

(Source: lizardswarms)

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)